DEATH BY AZAMARA: HOME
When Dogster met Cruising
‘You don’t have a pa-a-a-assport, honey?’ Doris gasped with incredulity and fished about in her handbag. This was the first I’d heard of a passport. You get it stamped every time you ‘do’ an Azamara Activity. I’d been on the Azamara Quest five days – which gives you an idea of how many activities I’d felt inclined to ‘do’, thus far.
‘If you gedda pa-a-ashport, honey, you gedda pri-i-i-ize,’ she said, running her finger down my chest.
I felt an urgent activity coming on. I scanned my daily programme. Ah, yes, there it is: Run a Mile.